Offspring

I have spent extensive time with my kids over the last two weeks. My 8-year-old daughter’s only current aim is to be the next Miley Cyrus. So apart from getting her ol man to approve some of her hip-busting moves, she pretty much likes to be left alone to dance and sing. My boy on the other hand at four, is showing Socrates-like ability to ask mesmerizing questions. Here’s a sampling:

1) Can Santa push people down with his stomach?
2) Do bats bite Batman?
3) How is Johnny Walker Black Label made?

I could only answer the last.