A true story

I went hunting as a child, was a sergeant in the National Cadet Corp in school and left home five times as a youth. However, as middle age beckons I find that the great outdoors are great as long as their outdoor and I’m in door.
So a recent office desert camp out found me accompanying some serious outdoorsmen to a mega hardware store. One turns to me and says, ‘This is the men’s version of a woman in the lingerie section’. I looked around – hammers, knives, tool-kits, axes, – ‘I prefer the women’s lingerie section’, I told him.