At my wedding toast I said: This is the only time im going to probably have so many people listening to me, unless I win the grammys or an Oscar or at the very least a Booker.
That was when I was 26. Or 27. Or fuck… too long ago… I didn’t win any, but if I did, this is what it would sound like… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aft4RE6psV0&feature=related
For what its worth. I still love the woman I married, as Oscar Wilde said, each man kills the thing he loves,
Unless your’e a woman… then you kill the man you love.