Always have a bachelor's

I do not regret much. Perhaps, because there is much to regret. One of the things I do regret, however, is not having a bachelor party before I married. The regret is, because I eventually end up doing everything I want to do. And I never ever imagined not having a bachelor’s. So, eventually I had one.
It was three years after the wedding, and as I look back now, only really ended recently – as in three years or so ago.
Moral of the story is: always have a bachelor’s. And always make sure it’s before the wedding.