Oh no, Jen!

I’m having a Jen week. Like I did not have enough of my own problems.
I saw the Bounty Hunter yesterday – she and Gerard Butler, him of the 26-pack, 300 fame.
Out of sheer grit, the kind needed to make the last 500mts to Mount Everest when your oxygen tank is empty, I sat through the entire movie.
It is, by some distance, the worst movie I have ever seen. Good ol' Jen, she can’t act. Seven seasons of friends proved that.
But Mr Butler can (see Law Abiding Citizen). Maybe he just had his Jen phase as well.

Oh Jen, no!

I always knew Jennifer Aniston was kooky in the head. Some people just set themselves up to be losers all their life. (Ask me). And Jen, poor thing, is the poster child for this genus of human being.
Living in her own little world, I am trying to recreate the conversation with her agent, or friend (oops) or enemy (posing as friend, oops) who suggested her recreating the classic Barbra Streisand pose. See here: http://www.emirates247.com/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/jennifer-nixes-ai-baby-rumours-2010-08-10-1.277305
Woman, I can’t even come up with a metaphor to make fun of your attempt at copying Streisand... get it. Get a life! Please.