My name is Khan, and I am, Bollywood's, hammiest actor

Maybe I’m just born skeptical, or insanely jealous of people who are famous. Consider that the disclaimer.
Shah Rukh Khan has to have a character that is either a raving lunatic, or with a severe disability, for him to have any hope of putting in a decent performance. They have a professional word for actors who only have those two performances in their repertoire – hamming.
Bollywood is going through its sickness and disability phase – Paa, Taare Zameen Par and now Asperger. Oh please! I wonder if there’s an acting disability that can describe SRK… and that’s terminal.