Spectacular, spectacular

To get it spectacularly wrong, you must get it spectacularly right enough of times.
Once that adjective is your prerogative, there is no such thing as a minor goof-up. All one’s frailties are played in major keys by an orchestra of gleeful naysayers. The word really is schadenfraude.
Of course, I speak not entirely of myself, but to an extent of Dubai, and basically about Sir Alex Ferguson grand-god-father to my children (though he doesn’t know it) and the boss of my beloved Manchester United.
The team he picked to play Bayern Munich should have played Chelsea and vice-versa.