Tuesday, February 1, 2011

The difference between me and Charlie Sheen

The difference between me and Charlie Sheen is about $1.8 million – per episode.
Otherwise – the love for coke; the wife who is fed up but always stands by him when the shit hits the fan; I can’t deny that having porn stars babysit my kids hasn’t crossed my mind; and the teeth, all going.
An episode in my life costs maybe, $10k. Though, lately, I did one which cost $280k.
Folks tell me, maybe, I should mirror someone else. Like Jesus.
I tell them: Christ! You do Jesus, that way, when I do Charlie you can just forgive me.