The new airport paranoia is swine flu. Masked lab technicians and thermal scanners have been added to racially-profiled security checks and not selling cocaine at dutyfree (except maybe at Tijuana International).
Step off a flight and you are scared to even clear your throat. God help you should an untimely cough come your way. Then there is the Japanese (there is always one no matter where you travel) in front of you with the mask on. In fact, all the fuss is guaranteed to make you sneeze. It’s worth it though, just to watch the Jap flee. Aah choo!
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