Saturday, November 7, 2009

Cock a doodle do!

The average size of the erect Indian male penis was too small to fit the WHO-standard size condom. I’m not kidding. They had condoms resized for India. This was, of course, like a few years ago. However, I only discovered this now.
So, basically, we Indian males should really be humble about our cockiness and… perhaps use Viagra. Also we should pray our desi babes don’t get anywhere near those gaijin monsters.
Suddenly, my kids are more than kids. They are living proof of my virility and size and manliness. Or maybe their mother was the Goddess of Fertility.

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