Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Here's a FB status update...

First the disclaimer: I am an anti-facebook facebooker.

Think of me as someone who would own a hummer but plant a tree. Someone who would buy cocaine from a Nigerian but contribute to Aid for Africa.

So, when you’re facebook status for relationship says ‘complicated’ what it really means is 'fucked up'.

And when you describe yourself… don’t.
Because what your description really says about you is that you are pompous, self-indulgent, driveling, tunnel-visioned, head-so-far-up-the-ass-you-can-eat-and-shit-at-the-same-time, naïve and narcissistic.

So don’t bother describing yourself. If I find you and connect with you I will discover exactly who you are. Ok?

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