Monday, July 30, 2012

AB + BA = AA





Five late warning signs of alcoholism that will now only save you from AA:

1) Alcohol Binges (AB) have turned in to Binge Alcoholism (BA).

2) You’re acute sense of BA is so honed that you easily stay sober during the week.

3) The day you drink becomes hallowed time – its anticipation motivating and inspiring you through the week.

4) Any time after 11am is good to start a BA session. Chasing is order of the day.

5) The hangover: Old AB sessions made you go, ‘Wow, that was some session’.
Now you go, ‘Why am I still alive’?

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