The naked truth: Put some clothes on, dude

For the most part, I am a nudist.

I don’t like clothes.

At home, I wear the bare minimum.

I prefer the beach to the mountains for the same reason.

In 45 years of existence, I have never been to a proper mountain, but have been to beaches across the world.

The only thing I wear on a beach are my swimming trunks.

In my teens, my clothes-free existence was bohemian.

In my 20s, a statement of personality.

In my 30s, it was uber cool.

Now, in my 40s, my wife says, it is creepy; “put some clothes on”.