Sport

My heart is shaped like a football. It’s no wonder I gravitate towards the ‘sexiest chick’ on the club football scene – Manchester United. Though given my predilection for Latino-looking women (look at my wife (only) for confirmation), Barcelona might have seemed more onside. But I could never Kop a club playing some of the most free-flowing, beautiful soccer in recent Champions League history and losing. Which is why, even if Carlos Tevez does go to Liverpool, the Reds will always have my respect, but never my support. And neither will any of the Milan clubs. Nor will Rino Gattuso.