Child's play

I could walk around butt-naked at a festival and wouldn’t raise any eyebrows. My backside’s disappeared, as my mum and grand-mum keep pointing out. But, at this fest I had a monkey on my back and Cinder-ella on my arm. Everyone stopped and smiled… man, woman and Arab (there’s a difference). I propped my son on the bar and the lady behind gave me a 150 wine bottle for 100. My daughter placed the shwarma order and got two free. Justin Timberlake’s the next concert. My kids are coming for it. Even if I have to smuggle them in.