Is the end nigh?

A tsunami hurtles towards Hawaii as I write this, still updating my newspaper with the death toll from the Chilean earthquake, which at plus 8 on the Richter is a monster. There is a storm here in the UAE as well. A strange storm it is as well, sand storm mixed with thunder storm. Yeah, all kinds of shit happens in Dubai. Point is, you have to feel like there is a major global catastrophe brewing. Maybe the Mayan Indians (or was it the Incas) got it right, Maybe the world is going to end in 2012. Can’t wait!