Can you feel it coming...

Don’t tell me that you cannot sense the earth cranking up for one major, species-altering disaster. Just look at the global natural chaos. A quake almost every other day. And how terrorists would love to get their hands on an active volcano!?
I am about to go to my banks and tell them I am too big to fail, so they can stop bothering me with payments until someone comes and bails me out. They will probably jail me. But, that pales in comparison to the global natural disaster that is knocking at our doorstep. I mean, Jaysus!

Is the end nigh?

A tsunami hurtles towards Hawaii as I write this, still updating my newspaper with the death toll from the Chilean earthquake, which at plus 8 on the Richter is a monster. There is a storm here in the UAE as well. A strange storm it is as well, sand storm mixed with thunder storm. Yeah, all kinds of shit happens in Dubai. Point is, you have to feel like there is a major global catastrophe brewing. Maybe the Mayan Indians (or was it the Incas) got it right, Maybe the world is going to end in 2012. Can’t wait!