Mum's the words

My mom reads my blog My mom does, you know. Which is why I can’t use abusive language here. Which is quite challenging for a free-wheeling writer like me. I’m very orthodox when it comes to my folks though. Can’t abuse, can’t smoke, can’t get wasted in front of them. Behind their backs, fine, but not in front. As hypocritical as that sounds, it sits fine with my conscience. Not using the F-word in your daily rantings is a small price to pay for having mom log on to read, when the rest of the world passes you buy.