Tuesday, May 20, 2008

My So(u)n(d)

Yeah, at the risk of overwriting my male progeny, this boy really does come with his own soundtrack. He cannot speak a sentence without adding a sound effect afterwords. A conversation with him would go like this:
What’s your name boy? I am power rangers, biff, dish, dishkayaon, pffst, spfft blam!
What did you learn at school today boy? Ouffs, thst, shmst, shmast, ABC.
Mind you, they might sound like the guttural utterings of a Neanderthal, but when you listen to him 'live' you will see they are not. They are a soundtrack to whatever he is saying. Ebay?

1 comment:

Mahendra Kulkarni said...

Laughed loud after reading last two posts. :)

As you continue to live with that blessing here's something you might want to give a careful consideration to.

After Neanderthal's hyoid bone discovery at Kebara Caves in Israel, anthropologists think it is reasonable to say that Neanderthals had anatomical capabilities to speak a language. A clone of that bone is up for sale at: http://www.boneclones.com/KO-135.htm

Think about it.