That's my boy! (Groan)

My son’s present raison de etre in life is to embarrass me. It’s actually been his raison whatever from day one. The latest scheme is to ask total strangers to buy him things. I’ll be at a mall or restaurant, get this, buying him something, and the moment I look away, he will stroll up to a total stranger and ask him/her if they have money and if they will buy him something. He makes it a point to ask if they have money first. I’m thinking of putting him on ebay. He even comes with his own soundtrack.