What can I say, man! U!

I’m a superstitious sports fanatic. Among my more prized possessions is my Manchester United jersey, an original, from Old Trafford mind you. Last year. Man U lost a game I watched with the T-shirt on. I never wore it again while watching them play… until last night. When Ronaldo missed his penalty I felt so much pain coming on that in a fit of madness I took out the colour and wore it. Two kicks later, in perhaps the greatest single moment of my recent life, Man U won the Champions League. I haven’t taken off the T-shirt since.